A theological conversation

Today I had a conversation with a old world Catholic. You know, birth control a big no, no and sex is only for procreation. Any way we had a long theological talk about if masturbating is a sin than by the same logic a woman sins once a month. In fact most of what men try to understand about women is also sins that women carry.
From that we discussed poly. He was a little confused as his Bible shows it to be both allowed and forbidden. Although through the discussion I made the comment of if you have to be married before conceiving a baby who married Adam and Eve to each other. He admitted that there was no one to do so but that was different because woman was a gift to man from God. I am sure you could guess the conclusions that came from that one.
Later he conjectured that maybe it wasn’t really god who gave the gift of woman after all women have been men’s fatal weakness throughout the Bible. So, partly in jest I said “So women are demons who cannot help but to commit sin and drag man down with her unless a man owns up and treats her like property and keeps her in line.”
To my surprise with a straight face the guy I was talking to said “yes, that is how it was meant to be.”
Thank the Gods I am not Christian.